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Image: The Tip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Tip and Bale's Bushhouse
October 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Tip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider pulsating this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," high-rolling Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Retro Pearl") can visit this attraction half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young chickens.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from October 8 through November 11.
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