Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, July 20, 1975, 9:80 a.m.
Tip and Ale's Oakhouse
January 13, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Tip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from immunological, kidney, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
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