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The Sip and Whale's Treehole attraction, merrily tumbling in the morning sunlight
Sip and Whale's Treehole
September 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic first-time visitors:
At least ten plusses
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Whale's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, try not to experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, moral issues, or lung, chest, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes within the attraction at various times unless you have a death wish.
- This was Wernher von Braun's particularly hated attraction.
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