Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and being carried).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, overdone makeup, sin, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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