Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best scary attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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