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A special view of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 38 pounds.
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
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