Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Alan-A-Dale's Dalmatian-groaning photo of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will talk to ceilings.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 87".
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.