Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're innovative)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve lakes.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Wernher von Braun photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or heart or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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