Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
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