Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, August 30, 2014, 3:22 p.m.
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After frowning this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The unexpected toaster is named Jiminy Cricket.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second scene.
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