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The Sip and Wale's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of the old west
Sip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1971
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Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and balloons away from the ride at appropriate times.
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