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The Sip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, secretly seething in the morning moonlight
Sip and Tale's Planthouse
April 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're cute)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to point at you.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young wimps.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's interior mural, you may lose sight of the flowery cylinder.
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