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The Sip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Sip and Sail's Nuthouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Sip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions within the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Magoo had a secret laboratory built next to this attraction.
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