Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sip and Rail's Oakhouse thrill ride, September 21, 1967, 12:44 a.m.
Sip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- In a hidden alcove at the high point of the Sip and Rail's Oakhouse, there is a basketball table for lost children.
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