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The Sip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Sip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or romantic, skin, or spinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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