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Above: The Sip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Sip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to bite this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something that requires less experience.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from elbow or stomach complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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