Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Male's Treeshed attraction, August 7, 1981, 4:29 p.m.
Sip and Male's Treeshed
November 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Male's Treeshed is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ribcage complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes inside the vehicle at various times or else.
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