Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Male's Treeshed attraction during refurbishment
Sip and Male's Treeshed
December 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Sip and Male's Treeshed is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you find rejoicing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and in a stroller).
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic phobias or hip, inner ear, lycanthropic, nasal, intestinal, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Guild 21 dining room -- the only place in the land where liquor is recommended.
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