Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Sip and Male's Treehole train at dusk
Sip and Male's Treehole
August 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Male's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains antique characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
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