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The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at a distance

Above: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at a distance

Sip and Male's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for Disney-obsessed humans: Zero and a quarter princesses

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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