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A stained view of Sip and Male's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in tarps
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
July 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this show.
- After enjoying this show, find something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- During unseasonal weather, this show may melt.
- Show is closed for emergency relocation from June 6 until perhaps January 18.
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