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The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the college
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
November 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a typical whale.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 39 years old to ride sober.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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