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Above: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
March 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed humans:
Zero and a quarter princesses
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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