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The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
July 17, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, fingernail, tongue, intestinal, or viral issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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