Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
May 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to queue up for this attraction for an hour before park closing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for immature wimps.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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