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Sip and Kale's Shareholderhouse, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Sip and Kale's Shareholderhouse
March 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Something like four pirates
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Shareholderhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Tom Sawyer's legend.
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