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Pictured: The Sip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary
Sip and Kale's Bushhouse
June 15, 1975
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you find lounging, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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