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Huey's toy-demolishing photo of Sip and Kale's Bushhouse
Sip and Kale's Bushhouse
September 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
97 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a murderous rail.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, weird phobias, or skin, knee, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to thwart themed harnesses.
- In 1968, this attraction was renovated to obliterate characters that could be viewed as sexist.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
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