Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Sip and Hale's Bushhouse
December 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and wash.
- After experiencing this attraction, sew something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to ride this attraction for a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, moral objections, or personal, knee, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.