Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to find this attraction for a half hour preceeding its closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or skin or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs (in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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