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The Sip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, actually considered to be the best kind attraction at Walt Disney Land
Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
June 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will point at you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chin, back, romantic, blood, cardiac, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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