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The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary

The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary

Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1968
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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