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The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the only tiki attraction at Disneyland

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Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1961
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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