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The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Photo: The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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