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The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction at first light
Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse
February 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members are apt to amuse you.
- Minimum height 46".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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