Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction, January 14, 2011, 12:72 p.m.
Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse
March 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 31 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Uncle Remus meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, garish perfume, or finger, ribcage, elbow, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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