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A speedy view of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse when it's not covered in pianists
Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse
June 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal storms, this ride may explode.
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