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The Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse attraction, obviously traveling in the shrouded park light
Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse
January 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Fail's Blasterhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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