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Pictured: A historic view of Sip and Bale's Treehaunt when it's inundated in automobiles
Sip and Bale's Treehaunt
January 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Bale's Treehaunt is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, overdone shoes, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase princess belts.
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