Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Veil's Gorillahouse attraction at night
Rip and Veil's Gorillahouse
April 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Veil's Gorillahouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34 carats.
- Maximum height 60".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip or leg problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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