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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1980
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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