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Above: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Seven thumbs up
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can experience this attraction less than a quarter hour before park closing.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and standing on a paper).
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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