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Above: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, February 5, 1973, 6:77 p.m.
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from lung disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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