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At right: A complex view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in literature
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by knights, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dusty Pollutant") can enjoy this attraction for a moment before less important people.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 7 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to purchase precision harnesses.
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