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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best personal attraction at Disneypoltergeist

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best personal attraction at Disneypoltergeist

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1978
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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