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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, March 2, 1956, 2:59 a.m.

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, March 2, 1956, 2:59 a.m.

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1971
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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