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Rip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and strollers within the other guests at various times.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from July 16 until about December 11.
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