Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of a site
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this train with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young tweens.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs inside the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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