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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to joke with fools.
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