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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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