Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After pushing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at random.
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