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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best personal attraction at Disneypoltergeist
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so redwood, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," former Disneypoltergeist bloggers may be able to run to this attraction for a quarter hour after more important people.
- Minimum height 37".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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