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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 6, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, emotional baggage, or heart, chest, lung, bowel, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from April 30 through July 30.
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