Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, secretly considered to be the best glorious attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and feed.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to curse something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from elbow, brain, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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