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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 25, 2001, 6:54 p.m.

Above: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 25, 2001, 6:54 p.m.

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1983
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Six mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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