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Above: A negative view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1963
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This was one of the few remaining "M ticket" attractions.
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