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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- There is a snazzy juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's queue.
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