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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 27, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before repositioning this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that doesn't involve gravestones.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Dave Smith interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 39 months.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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