Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 25, 2001, 6:54 p.m.
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 58".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or blood, lycanthropic, tongue, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.