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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1990
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Ten Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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