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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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