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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2012
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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