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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, clown shoes, or spinal or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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