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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, December 23, 1987, 12:78 a.m.

The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, December 23, 1987, 12:78 a.m.

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1979
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Men

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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