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A secure view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

A secure view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1989
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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