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A complex view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in literature

At right: A complex view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in literature

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1977
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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