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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so discounted, those in the know queue up for this attraction after a snack.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs within the attraction at most times.
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