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The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary

Above: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 2005
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven thumbs up

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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