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Image: The Rip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, December 2, 2007, 4:63 a.m.
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for young children.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1997 World's Fair.
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