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A discounted view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Rip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 26, 1975
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to board this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
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