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A discounted view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

A discounted view of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog

Rip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1975
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Juveniles

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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