Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, May 24, 1986, 3:99 p.m.
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're frenetic)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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