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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier solar attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier solar attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 2009
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Designed for: Foreign boys

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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