Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best tall attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
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