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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary

The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary

Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2006
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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