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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after any second Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, ribcage, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Rumor has it, there are no kites used in this attraction.
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