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A classical view of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in canoes
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 28".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- The perilous seat on this attraction is named for Roy Disney's quarter.
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