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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 22, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to sing to you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners can run to this attraction for a half hour prior to its closing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Maximum height 62".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive boorishness or intestinal, tongue, neck, leg, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bathe safety waivers.
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