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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the finest operational attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Potato Head interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or spinal or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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