Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, April 28, 2003, 9:20 p.m.
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that requires less patience.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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