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Above: The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 21, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Richard Irvine had a massive dining room planned for the space below this attraction.
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