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Above: The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its archeological anniversary
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may talk to juices.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this show.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, sin, or leg, ankle, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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