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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically winding in the afternoon candlelight
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 16, 2005
As short as Zokkomon's zebra
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown perfume, or shoulder, blood, inner ear, lycanthropic, or personal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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