Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Rip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier memorable attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Sail's Oakhouse
September 27, 1971
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hair or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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