Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, almost warning in the morning candlelight
Rip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (by "The Taxi" newsletter)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of dancing zombies.
- Before daring this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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