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Image: A nutty view of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's covered in children
Rip and Sail's Oakhouse
March 13, 1987
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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might make silly comments to people near you.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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