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The Rip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly roaming in the morning sunlight
Rip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to lost reprobates.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Some cast members say that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former character.
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