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The Rip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, August 26, 1981, 4:25 a.m.

Above: The Rip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, August 26, 1981, 4:25 a.m.

Rip and Sail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1978
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Favored by: First-time mothers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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