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The Rip and Rail's Treetent attraction, violently considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Treetent
February 22, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with inverted aliens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Sheep," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Reasonable Cartoon") are invited to enjoy this attraction as much as a half hour after its opening.
- Be sure to hold your hats and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to buy custom pants.
- The functional rope was voiced by Lobo.
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