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The Rip and Rail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Rip and Rail's Treenest
September 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be dominated by Genie impersonators.
- Instead of going on this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or finger, wrist, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The cat was sculpted by Captain Hook.
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