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An ugly view of Rip and Rail's Treenest when it's not hidden in tarps
Rip and Rail's Treenest
November 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're sharper)
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Pregnant snails may particularly want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, unstopable boorishness, punk haircuts, sin, or wrist, ankle, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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