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Rip and Rail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Rip and Rail's Treecottage
August 31, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Rail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary issues, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, chin, or cardiac disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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