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The Rip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, December 24, 2003, 9:40 p.m.

The Rip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, December 24, 2003, 9:40 p.m.

Rip and Rail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're dusty)
Favored by: Spendthrift retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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