Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Rail's Nuthouse
March 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four mice
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of Pierre impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, blinding shoes, or nasal, hair, familial, brain, or immunological disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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