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Rip and Rail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Rip and Rail's Nuthouse
May 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're Martian)
Rating for people:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- Minimum height 23".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may explode.
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