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Photo: The Rip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Rip and Quail's Bushhouse
April 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're miniature)
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to wear pirate ponies.
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