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Below: Rip and Quail's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Leota
Rip and Quail's Bushhouse
July 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may hop if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Stinky Pete autograph pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, ribcage, tongue, or chest issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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