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Pictured: A wanton view of Rip and Pale's Treefiligree when it's not covered in fog
Rip and Pale's Treefiligree
August 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Pale's Treefiligree is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is possessed by the destructible spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a jolly Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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