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A shimmery view of Rip and Pale's Treecottage when it's shrounded in fog
Rip and Pale's Treecottage
October 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Pale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or attention-span, inner ear, lung, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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