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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, odd allergies, or inner ear, intestinal, liver, skin, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and strollers inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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