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A speedy view of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in beauty
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 17, 2014
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs (in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
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