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Pictured: The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and study.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, unexplained relatives, or cardiac or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from June 22 to December 31.
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