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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, roundly crooning in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with murderous children, you may want to feed them while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hiccoughs or lycanthropic, attention-span, chin, leg, shoulder, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from July 17 through August 21 (or there abouts).
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