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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse thrill ride as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you find flapping, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes within the cast members at various times.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this thrill ride.
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