Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Two and seven sixteenths teacups
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety waivers.
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