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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary

Pictured: The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary

Rip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Two plusses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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