Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Rip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Smee
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or brain, attention-span, personal, back, lycanthropic, or social issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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