Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, July 7, 1990, 6:16 a.m.
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, invoke something softer.
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