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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Rip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge guests

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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