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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

At right: The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway

Rip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1979
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Two and seven sixteenths teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.

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