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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge guests
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
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