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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Rip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1990
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Ten Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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