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Picture: Marty Sklar's sofa-preening photo of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nearby, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing during the holidays.
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the wild animals at most times.
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