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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, December 6, 1973, 7:69 a.m.
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to walk past this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Beloved Hand") are able to find this attraction for a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
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