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The Rip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly operating in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 26, 1957
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or fingernail or chin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- At one location in the film, you can see a sorcerer from a much maligned attraction.
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