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The Rip and Pale's Airhouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland

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Rip and Pale's Airhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 2006
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Pale's Airhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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