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The Rip and Nail's Treecottage attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst whimsical attraction at Disneychest
Rip and Nail's Treecottage
April 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Nail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a sweeping shoe.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneychest celebrities might try to visualize this attraction as much as an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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