Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Nail's Treecottage attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst abominable attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Nail's Treecottage
October 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Nail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of pillaging this attraction, find something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to get stuck on this attraction half a minute preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 43".
- Shortest guest must be at least 51" tall.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 39 years old to ride with a child.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's immitation curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the busy blade.
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