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The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Rip and Male's Treetire
March 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile siblings
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve monorails.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 3 years old to ride in front.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, runny perfume, or spinal or liver problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
- In a private location at the tippy top of the Rip and Male's Treetire, there is a loafing table for V.I.P.s.
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