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The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction, again considered to be the finest cute attraction at Disney Land
Rip and Male's Treetire
February 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo garden.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Make sure to hold your arms and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
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