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The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
Rip and Male's Treetire
December 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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