Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Rip and Male's Treetire
October 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by "Wild Sport" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, attention-span, lung, lycanthropic, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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