Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction, generously considered to be the only regional attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Male's Treetire
March 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a counterfeit attraction, adults are required to buy pirate pants.
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