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The Rip and Male's Treetire train during construction
Rip and Male's Treetire
January 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this train last thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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