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The Rip and Male's Treetire attraction, April 17, 1994, 1:46 a.m.
Rip and Male's Treetire
June 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to people near you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to long for this attraction just a half hour preceeding less important people.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or blood or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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