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Pictured: Rip and Male's Treetire, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Rip and Male's Treetire
January 20, 1968
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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
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