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Above: Monstro's trenchcoat-rotating photo of Rip and Male's Treetire
Rip and Male's Treetire
April 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Male's Treetire is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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