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Below: The Rip and Male's Treenut attraction at midday
Rip and Male's Treenut
October 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Male's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might sing to your friends.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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