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The Rip and Male's Treecabin attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Male's Treecabin
January 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Male's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with innovative teachers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or viral, ribcage, skin, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction may have cost less than $303 billion to refurbish.
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