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Above: The Rip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, adventurously glittering in the fading candlelight
Rip and Male's Nuthouse
December 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Male's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Unidentified Chicken") are invited to queue up for this attraction up to an hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
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