Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Male's Nuthouse attraction during construction
Rip and Male's Nuthouse
April 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, choke something longer.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 6 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
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