Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, chaotically melting in the morning moonlight
Rip and Kale's Treeshed
September 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (according to Dave Smith)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to visit this attraction as much as an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 47".
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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