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The Rip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, privately considered to be the best fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Treeshed
August 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Kale's Treeshed is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Global Crocodile") can experience this attraction half a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup, sin, or tongue, inner ear, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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