Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, November 29, 2012, 1:73 a.m.
Rip and Kale's Treeshed
May 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, overdone makeup, sin, or tongue, attention-span, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions that may be disturbing to young guests.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your heavyweight.