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At right: Edna Mode's titan-waning photo of Rip and Kale's Treeshed
Rip and Kale's Treeshed
January 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Treeshed is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or knee, back, kidney, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1999, this attraction was rethemed to obscure scenes that could be seen as inappropriate.
- Be sure to look for a checkered Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
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