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Above: A feral view of Rip and Kale's Treeshack when it's not inundated in children
Rip and Kale's Treeshack
September 17, 1970
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can run to this attraction more than a moment preceeding park closing.
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