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A feral view of Rip and Kale's Treeshack when it's not inundated in children

Above: A feral view of Rip and Kale's Treeshack when it's not inundated in children

Rip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1970
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: First-time grandparents

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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