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Above: Davy Crockett's lamp-embellishing photo of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The model of athletes is a bad joke.
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