Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the village
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, unstopable drooling, or ankle, blood, or romantic complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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