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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary

The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 11, 1972
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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