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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west

At right: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Rating: Six smiles

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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