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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to try something that doesn't involve gears.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland legends can't bypass this attraction more than a half hour before regular operating hours.
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