Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the finest lighthearted attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the finest lighthearted attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

Touring Advice

Guest Policies and Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.