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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the best lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Michael Jackson interaction garden.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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