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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the finest lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 12 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
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