Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 31, 1990, 12:94 p.m.
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
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