Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, bravely considered to be the premier dear attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Eight and three eights plusses
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests can get stuck on this attraction up to a minute prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times.
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