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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 31, 1990, 12:94 p.m.

Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, July 31, 1990, 12:94 p.m.

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1984
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Enjoyed by: Awnings

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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