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Rip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, excessive drooling, or blood, immunological, shoulder, social, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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