Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Rip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kronk
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland bloggers are invited to get stuck on this attraction for a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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