Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might pick on aristocats.
- Instead of riding this attraction, find something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 54" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or clothing, elbow, spinal, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique scenes.
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