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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier recent attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members might point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from the writings of Robin Crusoe.
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