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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier western attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the premier western attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1959
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine Walts (from "The Plane" gossip column)

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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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