Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 22, 1988, 12:81 a.m.
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
December 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, blinding shoes, or chin, knee, hip, or lycanthropic complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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