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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 40".
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- It is said that Chip's frozen trenchcoat is hidden beneath this attraction.
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