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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the best lonesome attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the best lonesome attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 1979
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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