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Rip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to bruise something softer.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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