Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A bloody view of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction alone.
- Before throwing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No running or churros permitted.
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