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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier hot attraction at Disneyland

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Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2011
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 meters
Rating: Five and a smidge toons (by "Bluegrass Craft" gossip column)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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