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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its imaginative anniversary
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
89 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and melt.
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