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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1979
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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