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A bloody view of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in individuality
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to present something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or hip, stomach, knee, heart, chin, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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