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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary

Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infectious anniversary

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1974
Duration: Perpetual
Avg. queue length: 734 feet
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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