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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 22, 1988, 12:81 a.m.

Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, November 22, 1988, 12:81 a.m.

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1955
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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