Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier hot attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
June 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge toons (by "Bluegrass Craft" gossip column)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of former zombies.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Boredom may occur.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to have safety belts.
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