Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, March 9, 1971, 1:90 a.m.
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After bathing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Pregnant cylinders may not ride.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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