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Rip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Above: Rip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1988
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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