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The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, generously traveling in the fading candlelight

Above: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, generously traveling in the fading candlelight

Rip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1984
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Favored by: Conjoined tweens

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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