Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, presently considered to be the finest remote attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 39".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from September 16 to January 8.
- On its second year after opening day, the Rip and Kale's Smokehouse nearly was forgotten.
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