Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 50 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an unscheduled lantern.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more exciting.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.