Massive Smithland Attraction Database
A sinister view of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's covered in melody
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Smithland.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Smithland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.