Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives can ride this attraction more than a minute prior to its opening.
- Darkness may be too startling for teenagers.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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