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Photo: The Rip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Rip and Kale's Smokehouse
August 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- The picture of heralds is an obvious anachronism.
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