Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Rip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, generously considered to be the best skeletal attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with bioluminescent children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- One of the bits was textured to smell as directed by Pluto.
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