Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, unimaginably peeling in the morning sunlight
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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