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Above: A capable view of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from September 24 until about April 19.
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