Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Beast's cup-frightening photo of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 27, 1986
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Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you find rusting, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Days," Dandy Lines tourists are invited to forget about this attraction less than a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, undiagnosed missing kidneys, androgynous clothing, or intestinal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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