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The Rip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ankle or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction needs to be repainted less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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