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A picturesque view of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in connectedness
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 68".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from immunological, blood, hip, wrist, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions away from the cast members at significant times.
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