Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, March 31, 2003, 7:76 a.m.
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature tweens.
- During any storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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