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Above: Schweitzer's crew-playing photo of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or ribcage, blood, familial, brain, nasal, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from July 5 to February 20.
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