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Photo: Scrooge Mcduck's seat-everlasting photo of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young tweens.
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