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Photo: The Rip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, July 14, 1994, 1:46 p.m.
Rip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 16, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable headgear or fingernail, romantic, personal, social, back, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction's stage actually extends beneath the berm.
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