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The Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
August 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction for a quarter hour before its closing.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate waivers.
- There is a snazzy bathroom just outside this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
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