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Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Davy Jones
Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
March 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- After riding this thrill ride, custom demands that you find something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During fair hail, this thrill ride may become a water thrill ride.
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