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Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse, a favorite attraction of Zorro
Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
July 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- According to scholars, there are no paddles used in this attraction.
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