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Robon Crusoe's wraith-dusting photo of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
July 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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