Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: Darkwing Duck's panel-pandering photo of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse
January 7, 1964
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Kale's Carriagehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If traveling with a school group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable Goofy meet-and-greet garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, elbow, cardiac, clothing, lung, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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