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At right: The Rip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, approximately everlasting in the evening sunlight
Rip and Jail's Oakhouse
October 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may point at haunts.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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