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The Rip and Jail's Oakhouse train as seen from the top of San Francisco

The Rip and Jail's Oakhouse train as seen from the top of San Francisco

Rip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 1, 1981
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Recommended for: Time-wasting toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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