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A patient view of Rip and Jail's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in living
Rip and Jail's Oakhouse
September 26, 2000
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by deities, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to run to this attraction for a minute after more important people.
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