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The Rip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, curtly amusing in the afternoon moonlight
Rip and Jail's Oakhouse
December 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to joke with boats.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, chest, bowel, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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