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The Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton attraction, softly creeping in the morning candlelight
Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton
January 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're metal)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- There is a secret juice bar just within this attraction's queue.
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