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Below: The Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton attraction, fully swinging in the evening moonlight
Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton
January 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Treeskeleton is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to arrest this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Pilot must be at least 45" (on your birthday) tall.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 5 years old to ride on Armed Forces Day.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The comment about dads is a bad joke.
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