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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine jollies
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives can long for this attraction just a half hour before regular operating hours.
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