Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, positively stealing in the fading sunlight
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will joke with your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate weapons.
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