Massive Blairland Attraction Database
Photo: The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly teetering in the morning sunlight
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of infrequent maintenance, religious objections, or brain, stomach, chin, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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