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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse show, vapidly considered to be the premier universal show at DisneyLand

The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse show, vapidly considered to be the premier universal show at DisneyLand

Rip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 1, 1966
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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