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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly teetering in the morning sunlight

Photo: The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly teetering in the morning sunlight

Rip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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