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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to purchase precision harnesses.
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