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Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
July 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from September 15 until something like March 11.
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