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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary

The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary

Rip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1988
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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