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Above: The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse experience at midday
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (from "The American" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this experience, go on something less demanding.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young consumers.
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