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Above: Arthur's ear-charging photo of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 22, 1972
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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