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Rip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from August 26 through November 23.
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