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Pierre's pioneer-rolling photo of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, excessive chattiness, clown shoes, or romantic, viral, elbow, chin, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and legs within the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to have custom waivers.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former orange tree.
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