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Maleficent's nightmare-elongating photo of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a giraffe to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 75".
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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