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Above: The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, positively behaving in the fading sunlight
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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