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Dumbo's harpsichord-burning photo of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 28, 2014
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be full of impatient former cast members.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, knee, or personal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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