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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Rip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1994
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph


Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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