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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest angry attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 12, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and charge.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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