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The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse show during repairs

The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse show during repairs

Rip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 15, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: X and a quarter churros

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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