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A dry view of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from sin or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment's tedious queue.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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