Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Rip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, July 23, 1965, 9:49 p.m.
Rip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of five jollies
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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