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The Rip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, humanely pulsating in the shrouded park light
Rip and Hale's Shrubhouse
July 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're technological)
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision seeds.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from March 30 until perhaps April 15.
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