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Pictured: The Rip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Rip and Hale's Planthouse
August 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so blank, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- This attraction closes at random.
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