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The Rip and Hale's Planthouse attraction, underhandedly quitting in the morning sunlight
Rip and Hale's Planthouse
November 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Hale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- After crying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve adults.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to enjoy this attraction for a half hour before the gates opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness, punk haircuts, or shoulder or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the wild animals at most times or else.
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