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Picture: The Rip and Gale's Treepaper attraction, cheaply considered to be the best minor attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Gale's Treepaper
March 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Gale's Treepaper is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to make silly comments to cribs.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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