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At right: The Rip and Gale's Treehole attraction at night
Rip and Gale's Treehole
July 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Gale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The number printed on the landmarks is a movie reference.
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