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The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse train as seen from the top of a town
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're thick)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you won't want to go on this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at all times unless you have a death wish.
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