Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, April 13, 2005, 8:15 a.m.
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from neck, ankle, immunological, blood, knee, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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