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The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
July 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or bowel or social complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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