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The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to obtain custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from August 4 to February 13.
- On its third day of operation, the Rip and Gale's Smokehouse barely was mislayed.
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