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The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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