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At right: The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, astonishingly hula-ing in the shrouded sunlight
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
October 13, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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