Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, oddly considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Less than seven thumbs down (from "Deep Carriage" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lung, skin, chest, shoulder, or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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