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The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, April 13, 2005, 8:15 a.m.

The Rip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, April 13, 2005, 8:15 a.m.

Rip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1978
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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