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A powerful view of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Rip and Gale's Smokehouse
April 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for guests:
Precisely six thumbs down (according to "The Snapshot" discussion forum)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," randomly chosen Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Reasonable Toilet") will want to visit this attraction just a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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