Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Fail's Treeshack attraction during construction
Rip and Fail's Treeshack
December 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Fail's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, moral objections, or neck, kidney, attention-span, romantic, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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