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The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night

The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at night

Rip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1997
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No


Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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