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Image: The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
Rip and Fail's Treecottage
October 30, 2007
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or attention-span, stomach, intestinal, or leg issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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