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Pictured: The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Rip and Fail's Treecottage
September 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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