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The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, mightily considered to be the finest little attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, mightily considered to be the finest little attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1999
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

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Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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