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A marginal view of Rip and Fail's Treecottage when it's bathed in pears
Rip and Fail's Treecottage
September 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your game to go on.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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