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The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the college
Rip and Fail's Treecottage
March 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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