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The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Fail's Treecottage
July 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume, felony convictions, or tongue, skin, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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