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The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, November 20, 1971, 1:04 a.m.

The Rip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, November 20, 1971, 1:04 a.m.

Rip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 1972
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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